Purani Kahawat Hy k Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
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Hairat hy,
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Phir Bhi Log
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Biwi K Sath hi Sote Hain.
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People now a days are just like bluetooth..
If you stay close, they stay connected..!
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If you are a little away, They find new devices to connect with..!!
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Agar Aap Ko Roona Aa Raha Ho,,
To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len…
Qasam seAap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi :p
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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,
This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,
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3 Bändäy Hajj Nahi kr Sktey!
1.Asif Zardari, Q k koi Shakhs Apney Ap ko Pathar Nai Mar Sakta.
2. Altaf Hussain, Q k Haj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta.
3. Nawaz Sharif, Q k koi Shahks 1 Crore k baal lagwa kar Tind karwane ki Ghalti Nai karey Ga…
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?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha ??
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Kaaash!!
Parhaie b muhabbat jesi h0ti….
Khud e h0 jati… ?? ??